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Recruiters get a bad rap - sometimes, candidate behaviour is just plain inexplicable.

As the Director of User Experience for a recruitment services company, I am often the recipient of out-of-the-blue phone calls from candidates ("To speak with someone in our marketing and communications department, please press 2043...").

Most of the time, I just roll my eyes a little: A-list candidates know that unless you have a specific contact name, it's best to make first contact with a recruiting company by email or applying online - so when I get a random phone call, it's generally safe to assume that the candidate on the other end is either a bit clueless or a little desperate. But it's easy enough to gently redirect these candidates to the website.

But once in a while, I end up having a conversation which reveals just how useful the term 'WTF????!!' really is.

 

Unbelievable but true

Friday afternoon, I picked up the phone and engaged in the following - slightly abridged, but otherwise verbatim - conversation:

ME: "Sarah Welstead."

MALE CANDIDATE, AGED 22-35: "Your office is open?"

ME: "Yes, we're open today..."

MC: "But you're closing at 2 o'clock?"

ME: "Ummm...no. We're here til 5 today."

MC: "So you're not closing? I can come there?"

ME: "The office is open, but - I'm sorry, did you have an appointment with someone here?"

MC: "I want a job. I'm going to bring my resume there now and talk to someone about getting a job."

ME: (light dawning) "Oh, I see. Actually, we don't really take resumes in person like that. Have you visited our website? If you're interested in a specific position, or want to send us your resume, you can do that through the website."

MC: "I need to talk to someone. I want to give you my resume."

ME: (eyes now rolling quite a bit) "Yes, the best way to do that is online. Once we receive your resume or application, a recruiter will be in touch and you can make an appointment."

[this back-and-forth continued for several minutes - he was determined to drop off his resume in person and was disinclined to believe me when I said it wasn't the best way to get our attention]

MC: "But I need some advice."

ME: "About looking for work? What kind of job are you interested in?"

MC: "IT - information technology."

ME: (trying to stay positive) "Great! We've got an IT recruiting division, so you should just check out the IT jobs we've got posted, and apply to whichever ones you're interested in. If you don't see anything that fits with your skills, you can email us your resume and we'll let you know when something comes up."

MC: "But I don't have email."

ME: "You don't have an email address?"

MC: "I don't have a computer or internet."

ME: [a few seconds of silence] "Um, you'd like to work in IT but you don't have a computer or access to the internet?"

MC: "Yeah."

ME: [speechless]

I did finally succeed in giving him the email address of one of our IT recruiters (who, 30 minutes later, received a brief email from someone requesting a meeting and 'advice' - but no resume or an indication of the type of job or advice he was looking for). But two days later, I can't get the conversation out of my head. I can't stop thinking: "What the HECK was that guy thinking?"

Why did he forego any semblance of a greeting or explanation ("Hi, my name is Bob and I'm looking for work in IT and would like to drop off my resume...")?

Why did he persist in his resume drop-off plan after I'd told him that the best way to bring himself to our attention was to go online?

And why did he tell the recruiting company that he wants a job in IT but doesn't have a computer or internet access?

 

So what's my point?

For years, recruiting professionals have ranked somewhere between 'real estate agent' and 'travelling salesman' on the Unscrupulous Professions list. And there's no question that recruiters aren't always as assiduous in acknowledging or responding to candidate applications as they should be.

But it's no wonder that recruiters often come off looking jaded or dismissive when it comes to candidates, because while the conversation above is unique in its specific punchline ("The IT guy who doesn't have a computer"), it's just one of the many, many examples of inexplicable candidate behaviour that most recruiters see every day.

(Don't you wish that, when you encounter one of these Egregiously Bad Candidates, you could just ask them, straight out, how they thought that doing [insert inexplicable behaviour here] was going to bring them any closer to their dream job?)

 

 

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  • 1 point 5 months ago

    Stephanie, I appluad you for this comment. I had an interview with a candidate for a field sales position in which we would send him to meet with c-level exec's and show our product. At the end of the interview, I was still unsure about this candidate, and I was thinking of what I wanted to ask him next. At that very moment his phone rang and it was Britney Spears' "I'm a slave for you". And it was at that moment that I knew he was not the guy I wanted out in the field repping my company!

  • 1 point 5 months ago

    Lisa, please add:

     

    4b. RINGBACK TONES. I have never had a great candidate who has a ringback tone programmed on their phone. It almost seems like someone would think before choosing such gems as "My milkshake brings on the boys to the yard" or "Baby's got back".  Think, people! I don't need to know your musical preference or make assumptions about you based on your milkshake or back. Thanks anyway.

  • 1 point 5 months ago

    This made me laugh my head off!  I'd never thought about it, but you're TOTALLY right!

  • 1 point 5 months ago

    They have to know. I personally google every applicant, check their social networking sites, and I read any blogs they may have written. I have found out a lot of "truth" this way.

  • 1 point 12 months ago

    Tiffany - Do they think recruiters don't know about Google? Kim - The list could go on forever, couldn't it?

    Marisa - Sometimes the advice "if at first you don't succeed..." is terribly misguided.

  • 1 point 12 months ago

    I find it interesting when you establish rapport with a prospect via phone and established that they are "very" interested in the position you have available...they just drop off the face of the earth. You call them back thinking, maybe they were in an accident or a relative passed away or some other type of emergency. But no, they never return your call or email. I guess professional courtesy went by the wayside. One candidate who did this to me called me back about 3 weeks later to indicate they found another job but the job wasn't working out and asked to be reconsidered. WHATEVER!

  • 1 point 12 months ago

    I hate when they fabricate referees too lol...

  • 1 point 13 months ago

    Someone not showing up for an interview - and sort of just disappearing from the face of the earth - has happened to me more than once in the past few months, and it drives me nuts...mostly because I find myself DYING to know why they thought that not showing and not calling was a good idea for their long-term career goals.

    (I tried several times to get in touch with a no-show candidate, just because I was dying of curiosity, but of course I never got a response to that, either...)

  • 1 point 13 months ago

    Sarah, your blog made me laugh and laugh! There are days in recruitment when you feel like you are living in the twilight zone. A similar experience led me to create a list of 10 things that recruiters hate about job applications:

    1. Cover letters that add no value to the application; they are just a cut and paste from the resume

    2. People who apply for the SAME job again and again

    3. People who SHOUT in their emails or who use text-speak

    4. People who want temp work but who dont have a cell phone / voicemail / or enough credits on their pre-paid phone

    4a. People who have inappropriate voicemail or email addresses

    5. People who attach the wrong cover letter to their application

    6. People who outline their career objectives as one thing but then apply for something completely different

    7. People who dont provide appropriate referees or worse, who fabricate referees

    8. When people dont show for an interview, but dont bother calling to say they aren't coming

    9. People who only apply for a job so they can manipulate their current employer for a payrise / promotion

    10. People who tell you that they have a good eye for 'detial'

    Not that any of this is going to change their opinion of recruiters. Nope - they didnt get that wonderful new job because we:

    1. Never returned their calls (you know the one where they left a voicemail message that said "Hi this is Jane, please call me" - never thinking that there are 600 Janes on the database)

    2. Didn't listen to what they wanted (you know, where we tried to gently tell them that wanting to be CEO of a Fortune 500 company by the time they are 30 is a wonderful ambition, but that they may need to start further down the corporate ladder)

    Gotta love them though - they make our world go around.